HEAR YE! HEAR YE! AS PER THE BY- LAWS, AND AS DIRECTED BY OTHER SUPREME POWERS OF THE FUN CLUB, THIS SERVES AS NOTICE TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE DEYC THAT ON SATURDAY, 26 AUGUST, YEAR OF OUR LORD, TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN, THE 51st ANNUAL MEETING OF THE DOWN EAST YACHT CLUB WILL BE HELD AT 0900 AT THE TUG BOAT INN, BOOTHBAY HARBOR MAINE.
THE CLUB EXPECTS TO SEE YOU ALL THERE. ALTHOUGH ATTENDANCE IS NOT MANDATORY, THOSE NOT ATTENDING MAY BE DESIGNATED AS MUTINEERS AND WALKING OF THE PLANK IS STILL A VALID PENALTY OF THE SEA. KEEL HAULING IS NOT PERMITTED DUE TO ENVIRONMENTAL CONCERNS.
PLEASE ENJOY THE COFFEE AND TEA SERVICE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MEETING. NO CHARGE.